A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R.R. Martin
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R.R. Martin
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R.R. Martin
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R.R. Martin
A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers. — George R.R. Martin
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A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

— George R.R. Martin
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