Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
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Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.

— Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
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