My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it aff — Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it aff — Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it aff — Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it aff — Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it aff — Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
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My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work.

— Paula Graves, Dead Man's Curve
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