She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly — Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
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She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head.

— Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
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