People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
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People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

— Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
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