Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
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Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.

— Andy Weir, The Martian
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