Quotes by Andy Weir, The Martian

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As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation. — Andy Weir, The Martian
If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining per — Andy Weir, The Martian
I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So — Andy Weir, The Martian
How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir, The Martian
Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay i — Andy Weir, The Martian
WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.). — Andy Weir, The Martian
Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape. — Andy Weir, The Martian
I'm so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that's not the point. — Andy Weir, The Martian
In other news, It’s seven sols till the harvest, and I still haven’t prepared. For starters, I need to make a hoe. Also, — Andy Weir, The Martian
They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Conclusion: I don't need the water reclaimer at all. I'll drink as needed and dump my waste outdoors. Yeah, that's right — Andy Weir, The Martian
The NSA?""Yeah, they called and offered to help out. Same software they use for enhancing spy satellite imagery."Venkat — Andy Weir, The Martian
Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?''You got me,' she said. 'He left a det — Andy Weir, The Martian
It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft. — Andy Weir, The Martian
Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir, The Martian
I stumbled up the hill back toward the Hab. As I crested the rise, I saw something that made me very happy and something — Andy Weir, The Martian
Hey,” Watney said over the radio, “I've got an idea.”“Of course you do,” Lewis said. “What do you got?”“I could find som — Andy Weir, The Martian
Space is dangerous. It's what we do here. If you want to play it safe all the time, go join an insurance company. — Andy Weir, The Martian