They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch. — Andy Weir, The Martian
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They hate you.""Why?""Cause you're a dick, Mitch.

— Andy Weir, The Martian
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