That's not a religion, that's Pokemon. — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon. — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon. — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon. — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
That's not a religion, that's Pokemon. — Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

— Stephen Colbert, I Am America
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