The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the — Michael Robotham, Lost
The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the — Michael Robotham, Lost
The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the — Michael Robotham, Lost
The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the — Michael Robotham, Lost
The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the — Michael Robotham, Lost
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The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself."The second sign of madness," I explain."What's the first one?""Killing lots of people and eating their genitals."He laughs and sneaks another look at me.

— Michael Robotham, Lost
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