Quotes by Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake

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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this questi — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and g — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
The real proof that I have tried to love and that people have tried to love me back was never going to fit in a kitchen — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
It's so clear to me now: the memorizing of a fake prayer, the symbolization of objects, the struggle to relate to the in — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Perhaps if I'd had God in my life growing up I would have been able to understand the total and complete unfairness of t — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
There is a point in most abusive relationships when it occurs to the beaten party that they are guilty of putting their — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
So natural and universal is a child's curiosity about sex and so long are we conscious of it before we do it, that our o — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Why do people always want to put their hands on vulnerability? I sped up. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
I have never pictured my own wedding. I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tatto — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
It seemed that having girlfriends was a sign of innocence and a boundless capacity to care about other women. The hearts — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Weddings are friendship deal breakers if the friendship is weak. There are too many favors, too many tasks, too much req — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
love is not boastful. But hate? Apparently hate has a big mouth. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
It should be noted that my mother has a long history of being disturbingly unperturbed by what normal people deem pertur — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Teddy bears are best because they understand it's nice to be alone. — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Even a person like this makes mistakes, can't always hold on to everything they'd like to,can't always force the world t — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
I was stunned. I pulled the phone away and looked quizzically at the hole-punched speaker. Aside from the blood obligati — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake
The only bit I have pictured in any detail is the music (maybe 'The Book of Love' by the Magnetic Fields. Or Johnny Cash — Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake