I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge — Augusten Burroughs
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I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge of each person's love life has taken into account the possibility of fatal snake bites and heavy falling objects.

— Augusten Burroughs
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