Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what w — Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
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Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.

— Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
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