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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good d — Solange nicole
With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make — Criss Jami, Diotima, Battery, Electric Personality
To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you — Michael Bassey Johnson
i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott
I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side. — Criss Jami, Healology
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm — Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos. — Delian Zahariev
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party. — anmol gandhi
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asl — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that t — Criss Jami
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
..."vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school — G.K. Chesterton, Fancies Versus Fads
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan
Pride is pride not because it hates being wrong, but because it loves being wrong: To hate being wrong is to change your — Criss Jami