You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied. — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied. — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied. — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied. — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied. — Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
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You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied.

— Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations
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