Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

— Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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