Quotes by Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

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If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch an — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the center. Avoid the web — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack