Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

— Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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