You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.

— Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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