If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat — Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

— Andrew Shaffer, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack
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