Quotes about Dark humor

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In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain — Chris DiCroce, Burning Man
Skin color doesn't make you different,' Melody said. 'We're all the same on the inside.' 'The only people who ever say t — Jodi Picoult, The Color War
However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be pr — J.G. Ballard, High-Rise
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my es — Laurie Notaro, It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never b — Yannis Karatsioris, The Book of the Forsaken
People are sheep. TV is the shepherd. — Jess C. Scott, Literary Heroin (Gluttony): A Twilight Parody
I glanced up at the trees too. Dead. Every one of them gray and white, needles rusted, leaves shriveled at the tips of b — Devon Monk, Stone Cold
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. it's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. — Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
I love you all - if you are not people! — Fakeer Ishavardas
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever — Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter
Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie kille — Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead
Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ — Nessie Strange, Living Dead Girl
...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she — Josh Lanyon, Fatal Shadows
Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not — Bob Thurber, Paperboy: A Dysfunctional Novel
I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.''You sm — Derek Landy, Dark Days
I'm afraid it's not nonsense," Genghis said, shaking his turbaned head and continuing his story. "As I was saying before — Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car... — Tim Key