Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
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Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.

— Cate Tiernan, Immortal Beloved
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