Quotes about Dark humor

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You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could — Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expens — Patrick Bateman
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights) — Erin Mitchell
When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma. — Sol Luckman, Beginner's Luke
The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your su — Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths
School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Su — D.B.C. Pierre, Vernon God Little
The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac... — Eve A. Floriste, Fresh Cut: A Story of Despair and Flowers
And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.-Haymitch Abernathy — Suzanne Collins
He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Th — Shannon L. Alder
Alice is fictional. This isn't. — Jess C. Scott, Zombie Mania: A Zombie Apocalypse Parody
...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its mother — Jason Porter, Why Are You So Sad?: A Novel
Today’s generation didn’t want to watch ancient actors reciting the same tired lines. They wanted to see themselves refl — Melissa Jo Peltier, Reality Boulevard
Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly. — Melissa Jo Peltier, Reality Boulevard
Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there. — Madeline Moore
If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs. — Aubrea Summer, Sixteen Seconds
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up wh — Fakeer Ishavardas
Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure — Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal
In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die. — Nazareth Bergeron, Dear Johnny - A Gen-Ex Love Story
I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like — Jess C. Scott, Literary Heroin (Gluttony): A Twilight Parody