She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges — Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
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She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

— Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
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