When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
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When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

— Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
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