Quotes about Sexy humor

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It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy. — Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell, Bound to Accept
Never be afraid to be sexy! — Alysha Speer
Are you a person who peels off a band-aid slowly or just rips it off all at once?" Casey contemplated Alexa's warning, r — Donna McDonald, Dating a Cougar
Love begins with the stage of subconscious primitive lust and attraction. I’m saying primitive because at this very earl — Abhijit Naskar, Love, God & Neurons: Memoir of a scientist who found himself by getting lost
Males of all species are made for wooing females, and females typically choose among their suitors. If you take a closer — Abhijit Naskar, What is Mind?
Nature programmed the neurobiological processes of early love to appear as something beyond the primitive sexual craving — Abhijit Naskar, Love, God & Neurons: Memoir of a scientist who found himself by getting lost
Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is — Tayeb Salih, Season of Migration to the North
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their repu — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daugh — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two thing — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Gabby couldn't believe what he had just said. Her mouth gaped open and a flirty smile came over her. She slowly peeled h — J.B. McGee, Broken
Mmmm I like the sounds you're making," he murmured in a honeyed whisper. "I just bet that you're a screamer. Should I ha — Nikki Sex, Carmen's New York Climax
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. — Daven Anderson, Vampire Syndrome
I want you in every way possible and in ways you’ve probably never even imagined. Your saving grace is I don’t sleep wit — Zoe Forward, The Way You Bite
Mr. Montgomery pushes the envelope. It's everything we shouldn't do, yet, he makes us want to, anyway. — Nadlee Thims, Mr. Montgomery