You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans. — Woody Allen
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You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.

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