Quotes by Woody Allen

Explore a curated collection of 135 quotes by Woody Allen. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is — Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. — Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. — Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. — Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. — Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. — Woody Allen
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. — Woody Allen
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! — Woody Allen
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. — Woody Allen
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. — Woody Allen
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland. — Woody Allen
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. — Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. — Woody Allen
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. — Woody Allen
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. — Woody Allen
My brain? That's my second favorite organ. — Woody Allen
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. — Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen