What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he' — Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he' — Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he' — Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he' — Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he' — Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
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What was he like afterwards?Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me!What was he like afterwards?I thought he'd died. No, Really! He fell asleep-I had to roll him off of me so i could breathe

— Pat Brisson, The Best and Hardest Thing
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