I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as — Dave Barry
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

— Dave Barry
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