The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. — Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
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The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

— Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn
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