I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and — Tina Fey, Bossypants
I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and — Tina Fey, Bossypants
I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and — Tina Fey, Bossypants
I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and — Tina Fey, Bossypants
I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and — Tina Fey, Bossypants
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I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, "Suck my dick.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants
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