Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you — Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

— Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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