There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Download Customize

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
alcohol drinking drinks humor

More “Alcohol” Quotes

My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband. — James Joyce, Ulysses
Farrell had seen pure white drunkenness before, but not often enough to recognize it at sight. He knew the thing itself, — Peter S. Beagle, The Folk of the Air
Did Ida never look for him?" Dieter asks."She didn't believe in spirits.""And what became of Henry?""Oh. From time to ti — Stefan Kiesbye, Next Door Lived a Girl
There was a kindliness about intoxication - there was that indescribable gloss and glamour it gave, like the memories of — F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned
I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lif — Augusten Burroughs, Dry
If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. — Alida Nugent, Don't Worry, It Gets Worse: One Twentysomething's (Mostly Failed) Attempts at Adulthood
If you abandon your two glasses of wine, it is to show your children, your friends, and your society that your life is n — Thich Nhat Hanh
Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability — Robertson Davies, The Rebel Angels
Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay fe — Liz Jensen, The Rapture
A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking — Anne Enright, The Gathering
I think fear neutralizes alcohol, weakens its anesthetic power. It's good for small fears; your boss, your wife, your bi — Cornell Woolrich, Night and Fear: A Centenary Collection of Stories by Cornell Woolrich