Quotes about Alcohol

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...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensate — Terry Pratchett
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could m — David Sedaris, Naked
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: — George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had t — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems — Matt Groening
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do. — Dylan Thomas
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine
This is a good place," he said."There's a lot of liquor," I agreed. — Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
ligion is the opiate of the masses." "I did masses of opiates religiously. — Carrie Fisher, Postcards from the Edge
What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music
[I]t is the wine that leads me on,the wild winethat sets the wisest man to singat the top of his lungs,laugh like a fool — Homer, The Odyssey
Cheap booze is a false economy. — Christopher Hitchens, Hitch-22: A Memoir
Where else can we find happiness for a day other than from something that can offer momentary relief, something like the — Janvier Chouteu-Chando
It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy. — Habeeb Akande
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every da — Jeffrey Bernard, Reach for the Ground: The Downhill Struggle of Jeffrey Bernard
Sex parties, alcohol and drugs lost their appeal to Sven after a while. Music never did, in his continual search for tha — Jess C. Scott, SVEN, Incubus Story.02