If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no — Jack Handy
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

— Jack Handy
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