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An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain
An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain
An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain
An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain
An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain
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An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off.

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