Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who t — Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
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Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

— Howard Tayler, The Tub of Happiness
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