The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
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The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

— Hank Moody
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