Quotes about Marriage humor

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Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb. — Julieanne O'Connor, Spelling It Out for Your Man
A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune alw — E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getti — Hank Moody
Marriage is a necessary evil — Amit Abraham
Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers! — Seth Adam Smith, Rip Van Winkle and the Pumpkin Lantern
Such a mad marriage never was before. — William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew
You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critter — Oliver Markus, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
Tying the know means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death. — Ellen Hopkins, Perfect
Most of a husband’s life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And m — Bill Maher
First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And m — Bill Maher
To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell he — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit
A joyful soul, a grateful spirit full of love and light! — Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
Love endures every circumstance; Love never loses hope, never loses faith and never gives up. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great!
O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word. — Lailah Gifty Akita, Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
The more she turned right the more I turned wrong. — Mark W. Boyer
Love protects and preserves in all times. — Lailah Gifty Akita