She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

— Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
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