Quotes by Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

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The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have n — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I to — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
I was woken early and had breakfast with the guru. We had some spicy Rice Krispies and a spicy biscuit with some really — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all w — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me. — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... — Karl Pilkington, An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington