I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd — P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
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I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.

— P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves
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