In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in — Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
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In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and I'll turn into a bat to get away from you.""Fight or flight.""Yes.""Only half of that is flight.

— Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
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