If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

— Woody Allen
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