Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
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Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

— Al Franken
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