Quotes by Al Franken

Explore a curated collection of 37 quotes by Al Franken. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mis — Al Franken
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW! — Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation. — Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. — Al Franken
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money — Al Franken
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other. — Al Franken
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor. — Al Franken
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. — Al Franken
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it w — Al Franken
There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business. — Al Franken
The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - on — Al Franken
My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits ot — Al Franken
My daughter became a teacher right out of college. — Al Franken
Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception. — Al Franken
My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's usually a — Al Franken
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-cla — Al Franken
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minneso — Al Franken
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded — Al Franken
I'm part of the mushball middle. I consider 'confused' the majority position because, thankfully, most people would rath — Al Franken