Quotes about Masturbation

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Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to tempor — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. — Craig Ferguson
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christm — Will Self
The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to ea — Mark Twain, On Masturbation
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. — Robert Clark
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to! — Al Franken
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? — Robert Clark
We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their repu — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some women do not masturbate for pleasure — they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex — they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daugh — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two thing — Mokokoma Mokhonoana, On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I was always the girl growing up who just wasn’t quite like the rest of them. I liked working hard. I liked contorting m — R.B. O'Brien