All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
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All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?

— Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
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