I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
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I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

— Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
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